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Kia ora, I'm Max Couling
Cybersecurity Consultant. Python Developer. Tech Enthusiast.

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I build secure systems and write code that works. Check out my Projects to see what I'm working on, read my CV to overlook my credentials, or waste some company time in the Arcade.

▶ NEW CABINET INSTALLED: Pete's Rescue Mission

A pixel-art platformer about a plush dog who can't jump, but can wiggle so fast he becomes a helicopter. Every sprite and every note of music is generated by code — zero asset files. Made by me, starring my actual plushes.

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PLAYING:Pete's Rescue Mission (QA department, unpaid)
BUILDING:This website, and a plush-based game empire

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